Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Dark in here‏

A woman takes a lover home during the day whileher husband is at work.Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.The woman's husband also comes home.She puts her lover in the closet, not realizingthat the little boy is in there already.The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'The man says, 'Yes, it is.'Boy:'I have a baseball.'Man:'That's nice'Boy:'Want to buy it?'Man:'No, thanks.'Boy:'My Dad's outside.'Man:'OK, how much?'Boy:'$250'In the next few weeks, it happens again that theboy and the lover are in the closet together.Boy:'Dark in here.'Man:'Yes, it is.'Boy:'I have a baseball glove.'The lover, remembering the last time,asks the boy, How much?'Bo y:'$750'Man: 'Sold'days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game ofcatch.'The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'Boy:'$1,000'The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge yourfriends like that...that is way more than those twothings cost. I'm taking you to church to confession.'They go to the church and the Dad makes the littleboy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.The boy says, 'Dark in here.'The priest says, 'Don! 't start that again;you're in my closet now.'
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